How would you like to have your drawing on the front page of the next issue of ONB Notes? The front cover on this issue was drawn by Meredith Daneff, 4 years old (with some assistance). It depicts the ONB lobster character sitting down to a meal of orienteers, freshly cooked (the only way).
Would it be more attractive to all of you budding authors, closet poets, struggling sketchers, and computer junkies if we offered to pay your postage for material sent for publication in ONB Notes? How about a guarantee to return your floppy disk virus-free? If this is all that's holding you back, then write us a letter if you live in Fredericton and ask for a stamp, or call long distance to inquire about sending over-sized etchings through the mail or the Internet, or hop on the next bus to Fredericton and come to the bureau's head office (bring cookies). Help us to stymie the tide of drivel from this bureau's staff!
[ed: or e-mail us!]