Rules for Driving

.. in New York

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

1. Honk your horn only to signal hello to pedestrians or to beckon them to cross the street in front of you, mid-block.
2. Don't park anywhere - you'll be ticketed as part of an ongoing effort to consolidate all businesses in malls.
3. A green light means you hold up the twenty cars behind you while motioning for the single opposing vehicle - in their own lane - to turn left in front of you.